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Sabo X Reader: Adult

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    “You wanna what?” You asked, giving a deadpan stare to your fellow revolutionary, Koala.

    “Not me, we~! We revolutionaries wanna have a bit of a party tonight!” She sang, leaning up against you.

    “What kind of party…?” You inquired, locking your legs in place to prevent yourself from toppling over under her weight.

    “An ADULT party~!” She informed.

    “That’s pretty vague, Koala…” You noted with a slight chuckle, glancing at her from the corner of your eyes.

    “There will be booooooooooze~!” She hummed.

    That caught your attention slightly. “Really. But it’s not much of a party with only three of us…” You pointed out, remembering that there was only you, Koala, and Dragon at your new temporary location.

    “But Ivankov and Inazuma are back now! Came in just this evening...” She paused. “With Sabo as well~!”

    You froze temporarily for a second. “Sabo’s back again? Are you sure…”

    “Positive.” She nodded with a grin.

    “… Okay, I’m in.” You agreed.

    “I knew that would get you~!” She teased.

    “Shut the fuck up.” You mumbled, shoving her off your shoulder.

    She giggled and took your arm, playfully dragging you through the building and into the common meeting room.

    “She’s in on the idea!” Koala announced, kicking the door open.

    “Good! I didn’t think she would considering we sent you. You’re so vague.” Inazuma commented, putting a wine glass up to his lips. “Not to mention you started the party early by drinking that bottle of sake.” He mumbled into his glass before taking a sip of an orange coloured liquor.

    “Dragon started it!” Koala complained, pointing across the table at him.

    Everyone turned to Dragon who froze in mid chug of a tankard of sake, glancing at everyone while the alcohol dripped out the corners of his mouth and to the floor. Everyone just bust out laughing at the sight of Dragon, and he, himself, spit took the remaining sake that was in his mouth and began laughing as well.

    “That’s real mature of you Dragon! You’re such an adult!” You laughed.

    “Smoooooooth.” Ivankov added in.

    “Hey hey, I hear laughter! What am I missing?” A voice suddenly called over the laughter, coming from the opposite side of the room.

    You let your laughter die down and resorted to slight chuckles, turning your attention to the other side of the room. Finding the source of the voice, your eyes brightened when you saw it was it was Sabo walking in, looking like he had just come in from outside by the way he dusted off his hands.

    “Yo Sabo! Just pickin’ on the old boss-man here for chugging down the sake before the fun’s started!” Koala greeted, waving at him rapidly.

    “Is that so?” He commented, looking over to Dragon with a wry smile. “Just like his kid.” He commented, shaking his head.

    The joke made the others laugh, including you of course. Your giggle seemed to be the most audible though, as it drew his attention over to you.

    “Hmm? I’d recognize that laugh anywhere. _______?” He called, looking across the room. “Hey! It is you!” He said, smiling brightly as he walked over to you.

    Looking up, you stopped laughing to see him start walking over to you. “Hi Sabo!” You greeted back with a shy wave, a smile coming over your face.

    “Been a while, huh? Did ya miss me while I was gone~?” He asked, nudging you with his elbow.

    “Psshhhh, of course not!” You joked, a tint of blush coming over your face.

    “Oh no Sabo she missed you so mu- AUGH.” Koala had started, but groaned out instead of finishing her sentence due to you stepping on her foot, making her bend over and grab it in pain.

    “Koala, you should drink more. Here, have some sake.” You said with a fake smile towards her, handing her a bottle. “Now shush~!”

    Through the pain, she still shot you a smirk and chuckled. “Yes ma’am~!” She said smartly, taking the bottle to her lips and horking it down.

    You stared at her in awe, surprised at her defiance towards you and how easily she just took your shot. “Okay. I just won and lost at the same time. How do I even- ugh.” You spoke dumbly, face palming at everything and shaking your head.

    “Oi, she’s just a little… party hungry. Anything goes with her when it’s been too long since she’s had a party.” Sabo reassured, putting a hand on your shoulder, and also clearly having Koala’s previously cut off statement go right over his head.

    The contact made you blush slightly, being glad you were face palming at the moment.

    “Well we better get something going on here before things get boring. Let’s shake~ it~ UP~!” Ivankov chanted, injecting the female hormone into himself and stepping up onto the table with his new shapely form and pointing at a record player that sat against the wall. “Inazuma! Party music please~!” He sang.

    “Yes, Iva-chan.” Inazuma said causally with a smile, swiftly slipping on a record and putting the needle on the first track, letting it spin and play a glorious, up beat track that could get anyone dancing.

    The music seemed to pump everyone up greatly, sending toes tapping before Koala hopped up on the table as well, starting to do some insane dance with Ivankov. Inazuma stood on the side, tapping his feet to the beat, while Dragon, who was now hammered off sake, got up on the table as well before roaring out.

    “MAKE WAY YOU BASIC BITCHES.” He slurred loudly, standing on the table with a great and forceful aura about him.

    Koala and Ivankov backed down from the table at his voice, clearing it for him to do whatever he was going to do. The table was a long one, stretching out at least twelve meters. This was going to be interesting. Still standing next to Sabo, your attention was piqued and you watched curiously to see what was going to happen.

    Before you knew it, Dragon began sauntering his was across the table, popping his hips and crossing his feet over each other as he walked, sticking his arms and hands out in a very feminine fashion, pursing his lips and making little sound effects as he went, all to the beat of the current song being played. You were trying so hard not to laugh at this, biting your lip to hold it back as you slowly wrapped your arms around your middle to clutch your sides instinctively. Sadly, your attempts to not laugh were short lived, as Dragon had reached the end of the table’s length, and instead of turning around, he just walked off like he didn’t know it ended, losing all balance and letting out a “whoa” of surprise before smacking face first into the stone cold floor.

    Sabo began to laugh at his boss’s failure, and you burst out in a fit of giggles, covering your mouth with one hand as you held your side with the other, unable to control the amount of laughter that was spilling out of you with a wide smile. After keeling over from laughter slightly, Sabo kept a smile on his face as he looked over at you, who was currently still giggling like a maniac while Dragon picked himself up off the floor, only to slip on nothingness and fall back down again, making another burst of giggles come forth.

    “That’s cute~!” Sabo chuckled, making the comment towards you.

    You refrained from your laughing and glanced up at him, beginning to blush immensely now at his statement. Instead, he was now beginning to laugh at you and your flustered state instead of Dragon, making you turn away a bit to cover for your blush.

    “Aww~! You’re embarrassed~!” He teased.

    “G-get lost!” You stammered.

    He kept laughing at you for a moment before a loud thump was heard, getting his and your attention. It was the sound of a tankard being smashed on the table, at the hands of Koala. Of course.

    “AY! Listen up ladies!” She announced.

    Clearing your throat, you brought down your blush and stood up straight. “We’re listening mighty goddess of parties.”

    “We, are going to play a GAME.”

    “A game…? What kind of game?” Inazuma inquired, leaving the wall and joining the group at the end of the table.

    “Truth. Or. DARE.” Koala responded with the most serious drunken tone she’s ever had.

    “Wait, what?! What is this, a fucking teenage girl’s sleepover party?!” You asked with a shocked tone, surprised at her so-called idea.

    “WAIT. Its “adult” truth or dare~!” She added with an eyebrow wiggle. “Rated PG Revolutionary plus.”

    You face palmed and shook your head, sighing. “Are you fucking serious.” You mumbled.

    “Very.” She nodded, hiccupping slightly.

    “I… am IN.” Ivankov hollered.

    “I guess I don’t really have a choice.” Inazuma sighed with a smile, shaking his head with an arm gesture.

    “I’d like to relive my childhood on a whole new level. YES.” Dragon agreed, thrusting a finger into the air while he finally stood up without falling.

    “He really is like his son. Jesus.” You commented, staring at Dragon.

    “I don’t mind. This could get pretty interesting if you ask me~!” Sabo said, giving his input on the situation.

    “Oh my god you’re in on this too?” You questioned in a shocked tone, whipping around to face him.

    “Why not? It could be fun! Come on _______~! Join in!” He tempted.

    “Mmmmph. Fine.” You agreed with a slight pout. It was on unfair grounds for you, since you couldn’t say no to Sabo.

    “Good!” Koala clapped. “We’re all in! Now gather round, gather round. Into a circle please!”

    All six of you sat in a circle on the floor like obedient kids waiting for story time or something.

    “Okay. Who goes first?” Ivankov asked.

    “Spin the bottle and find out.” Inazuma suggested, taking an empty bottle and putting it in the middle to spin.

    “Got it.” Dragon said, giving the bottle a good spin.

    The bottle whirled around multiple times before coming to a stop at Dragon himself.

    “BINGO.” Dragon cheered. “I’ve got this. Ok. Inazuma, truth or dare?”

    And the game began there. Some questions were shitty, and so were some dares. But eventually, everyone’s sick minds kicked in and began to make up the most ridiculous dares and questions ever. Some were down right dirty, but that’s just what made it good, sending everyone reeling back with laughter. Then, after Sabo had been asked, and did truth, he turned to Dragon, and prepared for the ultimate dare, if he said it of course.

    “Dragon, truth, or dare?” He asked.

    “DAAAARE.” Dragon answered confidently.

    Sabo smirked, and held back a chuckle. “Alright then. I dare you to take a shot of Ivankov’s female hormone injection, and stay like that for the rest of the game. And an add on, for the next person you ask that says truth first, I’ll whisper what you have to ask them to you.”

    Everyone went “oooo” and you were spitting out air at the dare, impressed by its genius. Dragon deadpanned at everyone, immediately regretting his decision. Resting his eyes on Ivankov, he froze and looked a little terrified.

    “… Fuck.” He mumbled. “FINE. I CAN TAKE IT. I’M A MAN.” He yelled nervously.

    “Not anymore!” Ivankov retorted, quickly injecting Dragon with the female hormone, shifting Dragon’s gender into that of a females.

    Everyone died laughing at this point, letting out wolf whistles at him.

    “Now that’s sexy~!” You hooted, winking at him, earning more laughter from the others.

    “Shut up.” He mumbled, covering his mouth at the surprise of hearing his voice being higher pitched. He growled, before continuing the game. “Koala, truth or fucking dare.”

    “Truth~!” She answered.

    With that, Sabo got up and came over to Dragon, bending down to whisper in his ear. Once he was finished, you watched Dragon’s expression change to being morbidly horrified at what he had to say.

    “I’M NOT SAYING THAT!” He screeched.

    “It’s part of the deal~!” Sabo sang, coming back to his spot next to you with a wide smile.

    “AUGH! … Koala… truth… Do you think I’m…” Dragon choked on his words a bit. “A sexy widdle girlie?” He finished, nearly throwing up at what he had to say.

    You began giggling again, and Ivankov tipped over laughing, slapping the floor with one hand.

    “Why yes I do, Dragon-chan~!” Koala teased.

    Dragon turned away and began mumbling about how this game sucked under his breath. Over that situation though, Koala cracked her knuckles, and turned to you in the circle.

    “_______, truth, or dare?” She asked with a smirk.

    “Hmmm…. Dare. Everyone else keeps saying truth. Let’s shake it up a little~!” You answered.

    “Oh, shake it up a little indeed~!” She repeated, almost cackling as she put her hands together.

    “… Wait this sounds like a bad thing. She’s doing the evil plan look again. Sabo I’m scared make it stop. Do something.” You said quickly, leaning away from Koala, a little creeped out by her evil mastermind look.

    “Oh, he’ll do something alright~!” Koala sang with a wink. Clearing her throat, she inhaled a nice big breath of air before speaking. “_______, I dare you, to kiss Sabo!”

    “WHAT?!” You screeched, face reddening immediately as you fell backwards.

    Sabo coughed painfully loud, suppressing a bit of laughter and a smile as he stared at Koala, his cheeks still turning a bright red. She was just laughing the whole time, and the dare hadn’t even been carried out yet.

    “What are you, f-four?!” You yelled, sitting back up with a heated face.

    “YEP.” She responded, unfazed by your frustration. “You gotta do it~! You asked for a dare~!”

    You cursed at yourself under your breath for now thinking that she would pull something like this. Then again, I wouldn’t have gone any better if you said truth. It was an impossible to win situation. You took a nervous glance at Sabo, trying to see what his expression told you about what he thought of the situation. He was blushing, and almost looked like he was going to laugh. He turned and seen you watching him, so he gave you a smile, looking almost unfazed by the dare as well.

    “Dooooooo it~!” Koala chanted, tearing you from your thoughts.

    “FUCK, FINE.” You yelled at her.

    Shifting yourself to face Sabo, you looked at the ground before at him. Even though his face was red, he looked about ready to laugh at you or make a comment.

    “Don’t you dare utter a sound or I will personally kill you myself.” You whispered. “This isn’t my idea, so don’t even start to hate me for this.”

    Sabo began to open his mouth to speak.

    “AH. No speaking.” You interrupted, very intent on not hearing whatever spiel he would have to say about the situation.

    He snorted, and you tried to stare daggers at him, but it didn’t go too well.

    “COME ONNNNN!” Everyone started to yell.

    You just stuck out your middle finger and showed it around the circle without looking at any of the others. Then you sighed, and moved closer to Sabo. He didn’t move an inch, and you were seriously embarrassed at this point, with him giving the look of a suppressed smile.

    “You’re not getting out of this without looking like an ass. Just do it. Quick and easy. Go you fool go!” You shouted at yourself mentally.

    On that mental note, you quickly leaned up and pressed a quick kiss on Sabo’s cheek before backing away and crossing your arms back in your original spot.

    “BOOOO.” Koala jeered. “YOU CAN DO BETER.”

    “Well you didn’t fucking tell me where! What were you expecting? A full on MAKE OUT SESSION?!” You shot back.

    “YES.” All the others replied at the same time.

    Everyone began to mumble and speak to one another about how you could have done better in their half drunken states. You couldn’t say anything, and were completely embarrassed. While they chattered, and you sat in embarrassing silence, Sabo was chuckling into one of his hands before he leaned over to you.

    “Hey _______, I don’t think they’re going to get off the fact that you could have done a ‘better job.’ Maybe we should listen to what they say!” He hinted.

    “What are you on about?” You asked with your hands over your face.

    “I’m saying you should do a better job. But I think you may need my help with that one.” He smirked, lifting your head out of your hands and kissing you directly on the lips.

    Your eyes widened in shock and your face exploded into a hot blush. What the hell was he doing?! You were so shocked that you almost gasped, but didn’t dare open your mouth. He was kissing you on the lips… in front of everyone. The moment didn’t last long, as he pulled back after a few seconds. Only one of them was looking in your direction, Dragon specifically, and you were still shocked.

    “What was…. What?! J-jerk!” You stammered, flicking his forehead.

    He laughed at you. “You’re so cute when you’re embarrassed _______~! I think that’s why I like you~!”

    “You… you what?!”

    “I was going to say it earlier when the dare started to uplift your spirits about it… but you cut me off! I think it was a good choice though. Seeing you blush is the cutest thing ever~!” He chuckled. “I can tell you’ve wanted to do that before in the past, judging by the pink tint your cheeks got when you were around me. It was a good sign for me~!”

    “You… you’re an ass!” You stuttered, looking away.

    “_______ AND SABO MADE FACIAL CONTACT.” Dragon screeched.

    “SAY WHA?!” Everyone else said simultaneously, turning to face you.

    “Oh shit…” You mumbled.

    “AND I MISSED IT?! NO FAIR!” Koala complained.

    Everyone started jeering again, and you weren’t sure if you wanted to die in a hole, or hide behind Sabo.

    “Should we try again to shut them up?” He suggested with a smile.

    You gulped and stared at him with an unsure expression. “I- uh…”

    “I think you’re trying to say yes~? I can read it in your eyes.” He laughed.

    You sat there, and gave a small nod. You really couldn’t say anything against it anymore since it was so blatantly obvious to him now. And he just said he liked you. You really couldn’t say no to that now could you. Seeing your nod, Sabo reached out and cupped your cheek with his hand, bringing your face closer to his. Before he met your lips again though, he smirked, and whispered with a slight chuckle to you.

    “Your face is like a radiator.”

    “S-shut up! You’re so embarrasi-!”

    He cut you off mid-sentence with his kiss, and you only blushed harder. You just embarrassed the shit out of yourself from Koalas stupid dare, and now you found out that Sabo was laughing at you, finding your embarrassment cute, because he actually liked that about you, and just you yourself. There was probably a better way to end up in this situation that would involve less people being around you, but thanks to Koala and her shipping disorder, it ended up being like this. Flat out embarrassing in a child’s game. Everyone had their eyes locked on you this time, and began to go ‘ooo’ and wolf whistle at the two of you. This only heated your face up more, and you almost turned your head enough to break away from embarrassment, but Sabo reached up and took his hat off his head, and put it between you and the others, obscuring the line of sight.

    They broke out into little giggles, mumbling about how cute that was, but the gesture did help, because you couldn’t see them, and they couldn’t see the point of contact anymore. Relaxing a bit, you let your eyes finally slide closed, and kiss him back in the slightest. He smiled at this, pressing into you deeply before pulling back and facing you with a smile.

    “That wasn’t such a bad dare was it now, radiator face~!”

    “Sabo!” You whined, slapping his chest and looking away.

    “I’m kidding, I’m kidding!” He laughed. “You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do that. I’ll have to thank Koala later for that dare~!”

    “No! And you couldn’t think of a better place to do it, like away from drunken hooting morons?!” You questioned.

    “I actually was… but I thought that people being around you would make a cuter scene, since it makes you blush so much!”

    You moaned a strange sound of protest before hiding your face down in his chest, because at the same time, the others began to chant your names together in a strange way that involved some childish rhyme.

    “Alright guys, you can shut up now.” Sabo called, placing his hat back on his head with a smile.

    Everyone spat at him in reflex, giving him a thumbs down.

    “Oi _______. How about we go someplace else for now and let these guys sober up. We’re adults. We know what to do~!” He suggested.

    “… That would be nicer than here. Then maybe I could say something properly without being forced by a fucking kid’s game…” You noted.

    “Why don’t you give me a brief summary of your topic right now before we go, so I can prepare myself for the talk?” He said smartly.

    You sighed ad leaned in to whisper it to him. “Something around I love you, Sabo. I just wanna give a reason why, without embarrassment.”

    Sabo grinned and kissed your cheek with your closeness. “I don’t think the embarrassment part will slide with me~!” He teased.

    “Sabo-o! I thought you said we were going to handle it like adults!”

    “Oops, my bad~!” He chuckled, picking you put and carrying you out bridal style, pecking you on the nose as he went, with the drunken slurs of approval in the background.

Well... this is kinda... meh. XDDD
 
there was ONE GOOD PART. and that was Dragon on the table being drunk and shit. that was the only good part of this fic.

look at me, not capitalizing my sentences in the description. i such a rebel. smd betch i can do what i want i wrote a shit sabo x reader let me liVE HOW I WANNA.
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ZorosLover07's avatar

Can you just write something where it’s just Dragon-ya being drunk and female!? That would be hilarious!